Frank Carlson Library

"Boo-ha-ha! It's almost frightening how funny these jokes are. What makes the letter "G" so scary? "It turns your host into a ghost. Why should you avoid vampires at dawn? "Because they like a quick bite before they go to bed. How does a witch tell time? "With a witch watch. Ghosts and Godzilla, skeletons and sea monsters, Dracula and Frankenstein, bats and spiders, and haunted houses: it's all alarmingly hilarious!

An illustrated introduction to riddles, such as "Who taught King Tut to brush his teeth? His mummy," and "How does a bear test its bath water? With its bear feet."

A collection of riddles and jokes, such as "What did the pony say when he coughed? Excuse me, I'm just a little horse" and "Why did the elephant eat candles? For light refreshment."

This is an easy-to-read collection of riddles about ducks, leopards, and other animals.

Presents more than 1,000 jokes on wide-ranging topics.

Presents a collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks about a variety of sujects, including bathtime, freaky fairy tales, and monsters.

"With fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy jokes about parents and teachers"--

Jokes for young readers, for example: "What has four legs but can't walk? A table."

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock / Who's there? Raven. Raven who? Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road...