Frank Carlson Library

"A family friendly collection of clean and hysterical jokes that will have everyone laughing and rolling their eyes at dad"-- When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500...

"Prancer isn't exactly a good dog. He growls at the neighbors; he steals bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches; he only sleeps in cashmere sweaters; and he'll pee wherever--and whenever--he feels like it, even if (especially if) it's on your math homework. But that's exactly Prancer's charm. He does all of these things and he's still worthy of love. This hilarious, meme-worthy book introduces readers to Prancer and all the ruckus he creates. The book...

What animal is black and white and round all over? What rolls, dunks, and bounces but never walks? You'll find out in this book of fun and puzzling riddles!

"Knock knock! Who's there? A book full of knock-knock jokes! Fun and humorous images combined with the best knock-knock jokes around will have young readers laughing out loud"--

When Judy Moody gets serious about protecting the environment, her little brother Stink thinks she is overdoing it, but she manages to inspire her third grade class to undertake an award-winning, environment-saving project.

"In this book with no pictures, the reader has to say every silly word, no matter what"-- This children's book with no pictures introduces young children to the idea that the written word can be a source of mischief and delight.--From publisher description.

In a moment of fright, Sylvester the donkey asks his magic pebble to turn him into a rock, but then can not hold the pebble to wish himself back to normal again.

The carrots that grow in Crackenhopper Field are the fattest and crispiest around and Jasper Rabbit cannot resist pulling some to eat each time he passes by, until he begins hearing and seeing creepy carrots wherever he goes.

It's no secret that Judy wants to be like Elizabeth Blackwell, the first woman doctor, when she grows up. So when class 3T starts to study the Amazing Human Body, Judy can hardly wait to begin her better-than-best-ever third-grade projects: show and tell with something way rarer than a scab, a real-live, ooey-gooey operation, and a cloning experiment that may create double trouble for Judy and her friends.