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Series
Publisher
Abdo & Daughters ; Minneapolis, Minn.: Library bound ed. distributed by Rockbottom Books
Pub. Date
c1992
Language
English
Description
A collection of riddles including "What is a cat's favorite dessert? Mice cream!" and "Why did the baker stop making donuts? Because he just got tired of the hole business!"
Author
Publisher
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pub. Date
[2022]
Language
English
Description
"Prancer isn't exactly a good dog. He growls at the neighbors; he steals bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches; he only sleeps in cashmere sweaters; and he'll pee wherever--and whenever--he feels like it, even if (especially if) it's on your math homework. But that's exactly Prancer's charm. He does all of these things and he's still worthy of love. This hilarious, meme-worthy book introduces readers to Prancer and all the ruckus he creates. The book...
Author
Publisher
Harper, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
Pub. Date
[2024]
Language
English
Description
"World you rather ride on the back of a T-Rex or fly on the back of a Pterodactyl? Choose your fun in this hilarious collection of would you rather jokes that are sure to keep the whole family laughing"--
Author
Series
Hat trilogy (Jon Klassen) volume 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 1 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
Description
A bear almost gives up his search for his missing hat until he remembers something important.
14) Hoot
Author
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 5.2 - AR Pts: 9
Language
English
Description
Everybody loves Mother Paula's pancakes. Everybody, that is, except the colony of cute but endangered owls that live on the building site of the new restaurant. Can the awkward new kid, Roy, and his feral friend prank the pancake people out of town? Or is the owls' fate cemented in pancake batter?
15) Creepy carrots!
Author
Series
Jasper Rabbit volume 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 2.3 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
Description
The carrots that grow in Crackenhopper Field are the fattest and crispiest around and Jasper Rabbit cannot resist pulling some to eat each time he passes by, until he begins hearing and seeing creepy carrots wherever he goes.
16) Animalia
Author
Language
English
Description
An alphabet book with fantastic and detailed pictures, bearing such labels as "Lazy lions lounging in the local library" and "Victor V. Vulture the Vaudeville ventriloquist, versatile virtuoso of vociferous verbosity, vexatiously vocalizing at the Valhalla Variety Venue."
17) One cool friend
Author
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.1 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
Formats
Description
Elliot, a very proper young man, feels a kinship with the penguins at the aquarium and wants to take one home with him.
Author
Series
Diary of a wimpy kid volume 6
Publisher
Amulet Books
Pub. Date
2011
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 5.8 - AR Pts: 3
Language
English
Description
"Greg Heffley is in big trouble. School property has been damaged, and Greg is the prime suspect. But the crazy thing is, he's innocent. Or at least sort of. The authorities are closing in, but when a surprise blizzard hits, the Heffley family is trapped indoors. Greg knows that when the snow melts he's going to have to face the music, but could any punishment be worse than being stuck inside with your family for the holidays?"--Back cover.
"Greg...
Author
Series
Pigeon (Picture books) volume 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 0.9 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
Formats
Description
Pigeon is an unflinching and hilarious look at a child's potential for mischief. In a plain palette, with childishly elemental line drawings, Willems has captured the essence of unreasonableness in the very young.
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