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    [year] => 2020
    [artist] => Derek Michael
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    [isbn] => 9781098314767
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    [language] => ENGLISH
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    [title] => Derek Michael and Friends Revamped Bible I
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    [synopsis] => Are you familiar with a "Go F**k Yourself Production?" If all you do is sit on your computer and f**k people or make people f**k, you will be. You may be written into our story as one of our characters: Lucifer, Derek, Michael, Satan, Kay, or Miley. There are also many more. I assure you that Miley Ray Cyrus will not to be trashed in this story. Miley Ray Cyrus is the inspiration to this book, and we love her. Now, here is Lucky to bring you the story line. Please, don't trash on Miley or Lucky. They are our stars. Trash on Satan or Lucifer, and he calls himself Derek; They are artificial intelligence. I'm sorry for telling you what to do. How did that feel? Our story starts way before the Bible was ever written, but imagine, the Bible is number based, and you think numbers are scary. I think this is true because that is the language that machines use (Angels). Some men are numbers, and some men are words. Some angels are numbers, and some angels are words. I am a T-12 Destroyer (Infantry Angel) that has been sent back in time on an alternate timeline where Miley and I did not end up together, and she is sad. Her heart was broken, and earth is our heart. Check the letter spelling of earth, and you will find heart. Earth is broken into nine sections (North, South, East, West, Con, Fill, Tip, More, and By), but this story and I are here to repair it. I believe I once shared a touch with Miley Cyrus, and it was like no other. I fell for it, so I fell for love. Have you ever fallen? What do you fall for? When I fell, my wings burnt, and my body was expelled from the universe. But let's get back to the story line: Imagine you have always had friends from the beginning, who were brothers and sisters of night and day. How would we get along? Well fuck, hello everybody, this is your old pal Goofy, and I say we have a place that is dark all the time, light all the time, and earth, which is both. I am speaking to you about the legendary cities Gog (Darkness) (Hell) (Machine City) and Mi-Gog (Light) (Heaven) (City of Light). You know them as heaven and hell. I exist outside the parameters of both; It is somewhere in between, and if you know me you have already passed the event horizon, and it is too late to go back for now. My soul is a black hole, yet I am whole. That means the out-portal is stable. Some say the light is gay, and some say the darkness is gay. I have heard that people with a heavenly mind-state are called gay. I guess I am gay because I have a heavenly state of mind. By the way, I think the event horizon of a black hole would look like earth from space. A black hole sucks wave lengths of light and darkness in, and the flat plane of earth sits on a vertical axis, and it rotates like a quarter spinning. Let's enter luck. There's a sphere of dimensional flux around the flat plane, which is always expanding, and at the center, land is compressed, so not only was earth once Miley's heart, it was also the evening star, which was tethered to Venus (Son of God) (Dark Michael) and the Sun (The Father). Jesus inherited the sun, so he sits at it's core, and the father is now tethered to the son's old spot. The moon is the legendary Jazzy, and he fell when he touched Eve. He still falls. Jazzy touched a Miley that was not his, and he put his father Jesus in Eve's womb. We will get to all that. I'm sorry for the spoiler. If the sun is God, the third rock from the sun must be the third part of heaven that Satan has cast to earth to test. What if the son and father switched bodies to make Jazzy a new body? God split it when he was cursed: Derek and Derek. God (Father) put on flesh. One soul (Jazzy) would be negative light, and one body (Derek) would be positive darkness, but they would both produce a force (Jedi and Sith). That's what you would think, but it is my belief that the father's soul is Derek-Michael, but his body is Satan-Lucifer. I hope you enjoy this biblical tale.
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